Yappie Hour & Newspaper Photo Op!

Hey Everyone!

Hope your Tuesday morning is a great one so far. Tonight is Luau Yappie Hour from 5pm-7pm, with 50% off Bacon & Egg Piglets and 20% off Hawaiian shirts and sundresses! But what I really wanted to let everyone know is that the Benton County Daily Record is writing a feature article on Bigwag in advance of our birthday party (July 25th 9am-12pm) and they're coming out from 5:30-6:30 tonight to take pictures of our customers in our store. So, please stop by tonight with your dogs for a chance to be in the newspaper! We'd appreciate your help in making this article a great one :D Thanks!

Excerpts From the Dog and Cat's Diary

Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary…

8:00 am - Dog Food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary…

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitay confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear noises and smell the food. I overhead that my confinement was due to ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow…but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special priveleges. He is regularly released, and seems more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now………

Original Post from Four Legs Photography in Fayetteville